marapozsa.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
AND HURT YOU.

So now that I've scared off 8548458745 of the blog's potential readers, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

(TO DEFEAT THE HUNS.)

(WHICH IS MEII'S LINE.)

(I'M SORRY FOR STEALING IT MEII.)

Right, so hi, I'm Bev (or you can call me Marapozsa, I really don't care). You might be tempted by now to smack me, which is understandable. Also understandable is the urge to not read the rest of my post. It's okay. I just made you lose the game. Now it doesn't matter if you read the rest or not. However, since I'm asian and awesome and so on, maybe you want to anyway.

Well, I don't really have anything to actually say - only that hi, I'm Bev, and if you read James' post, no. don't gtfo. We love you. [group hug] Unless you're racist or homophobic or something. Because that makes me sad - but I'll hug you anyway! We have to spread the love. Our world would suck (ass. hard.) without it.

My favorite game is Final Fantasy XII and I like chocolate and jelly beans, even the black ones. I think it's sad and somewhat pitiful that people I know have been told that their first child should be a miscarriage because they don't like Twilight. (I don't like Twilight either. BUT I'M NOT HAVING KIDS, SO TOO BAD.) I was born on the same day as Jimi Hendrix and Bruce Lee, which thus perpetuates my awesomeness, and my asianness, and also the fact that I enjoy going on Wikipedia and looking up my birthday. At least the first two.

Also if I don't remark on being asian or gay sometime during a conversation, you're boring. LOLOLOLNO. Just kidding.

By the by, I love all of the people on this blog. Except Waker.

I really love her.

You know what else I love?

Cheese. Cheese is good. Except when you're like my little, vaguely innocent, totally related-to-a-velociraptor (me) brother and you're like, "RAWR I'MMA HARASS GRANDMOM UNTIL SHE LETS ME FORAGE IN THE BIG COLD BOX-LOOKING THING FOR FOOD OMG LOOK COLD SINGLE SLICES OF KRAFT AMERICAN CHEESE LET ME TAKE ONE AND BANG THE DOOR SHUT AND CHOMP ON IT LIKE IT'S NOT COLD AND DISGUSTING AND UNFAITHFUL TO THE TRUE NATURE OF CHEESE. RAWR."

Oh, you know what else I really love?

Your mom. Lololololno. But I'm sure she's a wonderful person all the same. She can join in our group hug if she really wants to!

So yeah. Hi. I'm Bev. Look at all the filler I managed to add to this post. Look at how low my IQ dropped while I wrote this.