everyone loves Tiffany

Our Wedding isn't on saturday.
We're getting married on 11/11 at 11:11:11pm.
Be there ♥

I lub you Tippy Wallis


Tiffany says:
I would rather get married to a REAL man. who actually knows what to do in bed.

Taryn says:
Its okay if i don't know what to do in bed, thats why you dah prostitute ;)
You can teach me :]


Tiffany says:
Prostitutes have no education to teach. Also, I only work with REAL men. and not this "what? I thought you would have the penis!" crap.

Simon says:
Get married to Taryn!

Tiffany says:
Simon is a douchebag and needs to mind his own business.
I'm marrying Tammy.

Taryn says:
Simon is GOD, he knows whats right.
Simon says divorce Tammy for Taryn.

Tiffany says:
No.

Taryn says:
Its official. We are getting married =)
Now time to write essay about how stupid wifes murder husbands with lamb legs ;]

Tiffany says:
No we aren't.

Taryn says:
First step is denial. Sorry darling :]

Tiffany says:
That is not how marriage works.

Taryn says:
we have a special kind of marriage :]

Tiffany says:
We are not, and never will be, married. End of discussion.

Taryn says:
Marriage off. I just found my future husband. Sorry =(